I like Car Accidents, Train Wrecks, and Grease Fires

Let’s begin…

So I found out from a trustworthy source, that the cast members of MTV’s Jersey Shore, will be filming the second season of their hit show in (this is where you drum role) Miami on South Beach.

Now I really don’t care where they film the show. As long as they entertain me I could care less. I liked the show when it was in Jersey, and hopefully I’ll like it in Miami.
We’ll see.

I have a sister that lives in Miami, and she loved the Jersey Shore, but since finding out it will be in Miami, she hates. Why? I call it “The Car Accident Effect” everyone like a car accident as long as their not in the driver’s seat. Now that their picking on what she likes, her city, her neighborhood, she doesn’t like it. Even though they’ll still be doing the same stupid stuff, like trying to nab all the “Gorilla Juiceheads” they can.

I think that if it’s good for the goose it’s good for the gander, under most circumstances. I mean really, Jersey Shore is good for no one. I feel the side effects of watching that show for a week, which is convenient because I’m ready for the next show. I guess that makes it okay. So, rock on Jersey Shore. Keep fist pumping, keep beating that beat up, nab “Gorillas”, and stay on your “GTL” schedule while in Miami. Make me laugh while touring America with your show. Heck! Tour the world and let them see the train wreck too. Don’t deprive the world of a good laugh. Just please let me know where you’ll be, because I need time to pack my stuff if you’re coming to my city. I don’t want to be the driver of The Car Accident.

-Kortney Shane
Comedian (Maybe a writer)

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Superbowl 2010, It's My Take

So, now that it’s Wednesday. I think it’s time. Everyone has settled in and got their head straight. All the gamblers have made up their minds. So it’s only right that I ends the suspense and announce my Super Bowl pick.

I am picking the New Orleans Saints to win the Super Bowl convincingly. I really don’t think it will be close. Now the score may be close but that game will not be. And I’m not picking them because of the sentimental story and I’m surely not picking them because of the “Who Dat Nation.” I pick New Orleans, because they’re the better team. The only disadvantage they have is at Quarterback, but that’s one position.
So I have the Saints winning by all my research.

With all that being said, I could be completely wrong, and that’s the best part about sports.

-Kortney Shane Williams
Comedian (maybe a Writer)

I elbowed a guy

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Hey so I know I haven't blogged in a while.I don't really know what happened.I just got busy and had things to do, but I need to start doing it. So, I'm about to pick it up for all the subscribers and people that may stumble apon this.

The other day I got so pissed off, and it was one of those times where I got pissed to the point that I started seeing diffrent colors. You know when your pist levels gets so high you start seeing hate.That what happened to me. I was at work and it got to where I had no control.
So this guy at work that I dont like grabbed my shoulder and tried to do one of those buddy, buddy moves. "Hey buddy." But I was pissed and had enough. I elbowed this guy right underneath his sternum. I heard air leave his body through his ears, and for the rest of the day he was the nicest guy ever.

-Kortney ShaneComedian